joe explains it with maths

Top Rated Reasons

• because your nips look like they belong on a man (+17 rating, 17 votes)
• you crapped on his rug (+15 rating, 15 votes)
• because you got on the dog (+14 rating, 14 votes)
• I caught you spanking it on the Charles yesterday (+10 rating, 12 votes)
• because you cracked my knuckles while i was asleep (+10 rating, 10 votes)
• because farts turn you on dude (+9 rating, 9 votes)
• your boobs hurt? TMI dear, TMI… (+5 rating, 7 votes)