>>> Enlighten the world by submitting your own reason, letter, bad date, texts, etc.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
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Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying “I just dropped the b*tch off I’ll be there in a few baby, miss you”. I asked him about it he said “I don’t know what you’re talking about Megan”. My name isn’t Megan. Not even close. FM
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(562): How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
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@jus_pashyn: #hesnotthatintoyou if yu text him && all he ever says is “lol k”
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(651): i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
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