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WhyYouAreSingle

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because tp rolls are your vagina?

hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.

via TFLN

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because your husband calls you a bitch with his girlfriend

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying “I just dropped the b*tch off I’ll be there in a few baby, miss you”. I asked him about it he said “I don’t know what you’re talking about Megan”. My name isn’t Megan. Not even close. FM

via FML

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because you probably have an STD

from tfln:

(562): How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?

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lol k

@jus_pashyn: #hesnotthatintoyou if yu text him && all he ever says is “lol k”

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because you got on the dog

from tfln:

(651): i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend

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