because you are menu dating
I am single because I am MENu Dating!!! http://bit.ly/1m44Y6
via Twitter
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because your husband calls you a bitch with his girlfriend
Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying “I just dropped the b*tch off I’ll be there in a few baby, miss you”. I asked him about it he said “I don’t know what you’re talking about Megan”. My name isn’t Megan. Not even close. FM
via FML
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because google street view plotted infidelity for you
Today, I looked at my house in Google Street View for the first time and noticed an unfamiliar vehicle in the driveway. When I asked my wife about it, she admitted to have an ongoing affair. Apparently the entire world knew my wife was having an affair before I did. FML
via FML
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because your fat pops shirt buttons
Damn Im so fat while I was eating the button on my shirt popped opened and fell off! FML! For reals food strike! Nasty good for nothing…
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because your mom meddles AND you suck
a legendary “mom is around” fb update:
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because you don’t shower after working out
#menshouldnever smell. Seriously, i do not want to smell your body odor from working out, its gross.
listen to her! via Twitter / Kaitlyn: #menshouldnever smell. Ser ….
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because you fart and broadcast it to the world
I just farted in the library and got mad cus it stinks really bad!!!
Twitter / Rashad Stephens: I just farted in the libra ….
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