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My boobs hurt. Had a daymare that I was pg and had to tell Jorge. I better damn well be ovulating.
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Please have a great day kicking back watching football amongst the beer bottles with your pants undone & cigar butt in the mashed potatoes.
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I had really good fish and chips and now i feel sick because i ate too much.
via Twitter / SingleGirlInLondon
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Fact: I have lost weight since my ban on Kettle Chips. Fact: I seriously want some Kettle chips right now.
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I have a long list of honey-do projects around my place — too bad I don't have a honey to do them!
via Twitter / Dating Chronicles:
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you have winked at me three times on match, so if you want to talk to me so badly then cough up the money to send messages or just send one already, but don’t fucking wink!
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He told me his mother was a witch.
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