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WhyYouAreSingle

COLLECTING REASONS AND NON-STARTERS ON THE INTERWEBS SINCE 1968!
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because you only wink at me

you have winked at me three times on match, so if you want to talk to me so badly then cough up the money to send messages or just send one already, but don’t fucking wink!

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walking into windows

from dooley_womack1:

Walked right into a perfectly Windexed glass door when picking up my date for a junior-year high school dance. Needless to say, no face was fucked.

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Dumped Dude Offers Engagement Ring in Twitter Treasure Hunt

uh, maybe she didn’t want you because you do really stupid shit like this??? you work in a call center and now you’re giving away your (likely) life’s savings, but not for charity, just for some other dude to score some other chick? dumb…

An unlucky-in-love New Zealand man whose girlfriend said “no” when he popped the question will give his engagement ring away — in a Twitter treasure hunt.

Anthony Gardiner is giving searchers who follow his clues on Twitter the opportunity to win the diamond ring he bought for his fiancee — a $3,000 treasure he’ll hide in New Zealand’s capital city.

“I met this girl I thought was pretty cool, bought a ring, turns out she wasn’t as keen,” Gardiner, a 29-year-old call-center worker

via Dumped Dude Offers Engagement Ring in Twitter Treasure Hunt

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Women are destroying humanity

Women are destroying humanity. – and this dude wonders why he’s single, posting this shit…

That’s right, women are destroying humanity. Eventually us men are going to give up and let you take over. Then it will absolutely be the end of humanity. What makes you think it is alright to destroy the rest of a man’s life because he cheated on you. You were not having sex with him in the first place. How many times could you take your husband telling you “No” about something you really wanted to do? I am not saying that cheating is not wrong, because it is. But him cheating on you does not destroy the rest of your life. So why destroy his?
I hear all the time “women deserve this, that, this, that, this, that……” but when it comes time to work for what you deserve, less than half of you are willing to get your hands dirty. Why do you think you deserve anything if your not willing to work for it? The reason why men run things, is because we have bleed for that privilege. Just like you get to decide whether or not you want an abortion because YOU are the ones giving birth, not us. You say you want to be treated as equals to men. Why? We are not equal. Men cannot have babies or produce breast milk. I’m not saying women should be stuck at home as house wives, but you can do so many things that we physically cannot do. We used to have standing up and peeing, but now there are little cone/cup things that let you do that. But if you want to be treated like an equal, why would you expect us to still hold the door for you, give you our seat, buy a diamond engagement ring…and all that other crap? Seriously. I hear women at work talking about how unfair the world is because they are not treated equal to men. Then the same women say they won’t marry a man unless he gives them the “right” ring.
Then I hear women complain about how hard their life has been. How they have been through this and that and they just need a break. Well guess what, just we have dicks doesn’t mean we don’t experience hardships too. My own personal life has been hard, harder than most. But I am alive, I have a good job, the people I love are healthy and have above and beyond what they need. But I worked to get there.
If a man cries in a restaurant saying he doesn’t have money, the owner will call the cops. If it’s a woman, he buys her dinner.
Like I said…. women are getting more and more control over things. Women are emotional and most do not take the time to logically think something through. Most make rash decisions based upon those emotions… but like I said, they are becoming the one who control the way things are running. And soon enough, they will control most things if not all. And humanity will be lost. It is scary.

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definitions and jargon for single women

found this little collection online:

  • Spinster – an unmarried woman who is single beyond the conventional age for marrying.
  • Bachelorette – an informal chiefly American term for an unmarried woman.
  • Old maid – same as spinster.
  • Cougar – an older woman who pursues men at least eight years her junior.
  • Boy toy or toy boy – a much younger boyfriend or husband of an older woman.
  • Sugar daddy/mommy – a rich, usually older person who offers money or gifts to a less rich, usually younger person in return for companionship.
  • Walker – stand-in for a boyfriend.

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CNN takes a crack at explaining it

Here’s why you’re still single! – CNN.com.

the best that they could do with the master of relationship counselors? absolute crap.

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Why you’re single – Time Out New York

Why you’re single – Time Out New York.

outstanding article, particularly bits like, “Because you’re ugly…Okay, so you lost the genetic lottery. Take cues from the legions of New Yorkers who have made an art out of compensating for their physical shortcomings by creating a distracting armor of well-honed style. …”

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