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WhyYouAreSingle

COLLECTING REASONS AND NON-STARTERS ON THE INTERWEBS SINCE 1968!
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because your husband calls you a bitch with his girlfriend

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying “I just dropped the b*tch off I’ll be there in a few baby, miss you”. I asked him about it he said “I don’t know what you’re talking about Megan”. My name isn’t Megan. Not even close. FM

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because google street view plotted infidelity for you

Today, I looked at my house in Google Street View for the first time and noticed an unfamiliar vehicle in the driveway. When I asked my wife about it, she admitted to have an ongoing affair. Apparently the entire world knew my wife was having an affair before I did. FML

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