VALuptuous Diva’s Worst Date Ever

Saturday night will definitely go down as my worst date ever. Several divas have already heard the story and found it quite amusing… so I’m posting it for everyone’s enjoyment or dismay.Wayne and I had been chatting for a couple of weeks when I finally decided to take him up on one of his offers to go out. We decided that we would meet in Brier Creek for dinner and a movie at 6:00 on Saturday night. About 4:30, I got a call from Wayne asking if we could change our location to Northgate Mall in Durham. He said that he wanted to see the newly renovated theatre… plus they serve beer there. So I’m like ok, that’ll work. I had never been to Northgate before, so he gave me directions. We decided to meet a little later 7:30 and do dinner Ruby Tuesday and a late movie.Wayne beat me to Ruby Tuesday and called to tell me he would be waiting inside. I walked in and started looking for him at a table or a booth. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw someone waving… it was Wayne. At the bar. So, I joined him. I ordered a beer after the bartender let me sit there for a good five minutes while she did nothing. She sucked. She also cut her hand while we were there… total moron. After ordering my drink, Wayne told me he wasn’t very hungry, but I could order something if I wanted to. I realized we were not going to eat dinner.Strike 1, Wayne!So, Wayne and I started chatting. As we talked he kept looking me up and down and talked to “the girls” several times. Talk about uncomfortable. I was making small talk, and this is how our first discussion went: (rest is on Divatini’s site…)

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