because your nips look like they belong on a man

Submitted Anonymously by: D in Hartford CT area

So finally, I get to date number 4 and it’s looking really promising. We get into my bedroom, and as I hoist her back onto the bed by her belt, and as the shirt separates from the waistline, I see what would appear to be a man’s “happy trail” – but she is absolutely all woman. She sees me emote, gets a bit uncomfortable, and I’m reasonably certain that I may just be imagining things. Pants slide off, legs are cleanly shaved, then the shirt comes off and what I see looks almost exactly like this:

I’m honestly not sure what the fuck to do, but I absolutely froze – and she told me that it is ’sexy’ and ‘unique’ – but I just could not get past it, sorry. Couldn’t put my hand near the boob for fear I’d hit one of the long hairs, and under no conditions could this nipple go near my lips or mouth, that just chilled my shit. We kind of dawdled for a minute, she’d lean in like we were going to start fooling around again, but she was down to her undies and has already told me that she had (no joke) a ‘hairy ass’ too…I pretended to sort of drift off asleep and distracted, drove her home, told her we just weren’t compatible.

But honestly, is there some other reason why she might be single? She was otherwise pretty cool, but did tell me that she’d met a bunch of guys who didn’t really get past dates three to five, which leads me to believe that they simply got to the ‘boob’ date and ran away.

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