I caught you spanking it on the Charles yesterday

Dont know if I caught you or you deliberately caught my attention-

sooo…it was a gorgeous day and if I had a penis, i’d probably be out there, enjoying the day and whacking off too-but not for a passerby’s benefit-

and the funny thing is that I was so totally horny too..the thought had crossed my mind to go over there and randomly fuck your brains out and then continue on my way as if nothing happened (I might have had my own masturbatory fantasy about it later that night)

but you looked like a total goober, (especialy with the ridiculous mastaburatory face you were making) and you are obviously are a spaz because you have to get off on trying to shock and offend people..

you didnt shock or offend me-it was just another random, fucked up thing in my day.

thanks, i think

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