because your mom meddles AND you suck

a legendary “mom is around” fb update:

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because you probably have an STD

from tfln:

(562): How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?

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because you do stupid things

cheyenne willians: tried sniffing coke but the ice cubes got stuck up my nose

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