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posted in CL in danbury CT December 09
You Farted in Trader Joe’s – M4W
You were the tall brunette with the near perfect body that farted in the bread section last night. I was the tall guy next to you that looked over and asked, “Was that you?” You quickly replied “No…Wasn’t me!” You almost seemed insulted I would ask. As the stink grew you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stench by waving 2 loafs of Ciabatta bread. You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner. You are beautiful and even if you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I’d love to meet up sometime.
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I just farted in the library and got mad cus it stinks really bad!!!
Twitter / Rashad Stephens: I just farted in the libra ….
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