Why you are single. » fart http://www.whyyouaresingle.com Fri, 12 Feb 2010 02:23:40 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 because farts turn you on dude http://www.whyyouaresingle.com/archives/123 http://www.whyyouaresingle.com/archives/123#comments Sat, 12 Dec 2009 14:39:59 +0000 SingleDude http://www.whyyouaresingle.com/?p=123 posted in CL in danbury CT December 09

You Farted in Trader Joe’s – M4W

You were the tall brunette with the near perfect body that farted in the bread section last night. I was the tall guy next to you that looked over and asked, “Was that you?” You quickly replied “No…Wasn’t me!” You almost seemed insulted I would ask. As the stink grew you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stench by waving 2 loafs of Ciabatta bread. You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner. You are beautiful and even if you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I’d love to meet up sometime.

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I just farted in the library and got mad cus it stinks really bad!!!

Twitter / Rashad Stephens: I just farted in the libra ….

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