They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in  the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she  did for a while.  Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came  a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go  beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They  stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants  down and started.  In the deep snow she didn’t have good footing, so she let her butt  rest against the rear fender to steady herself.  Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and  indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she  could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather  embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing however, she  soon became aware of another sensation.  As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her  buttocks were firmly glued against the car’s fender.  Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she  attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal.

It was quickly  apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold.  Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment,  she answered her date’s concerns about “what is taking so long” with  a reply that indeed, she was “freezing her butt off” and in need of  some assistance!  He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her  sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out  laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose  themselves, they assessed her dilemma.  Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced  with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free  her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!  Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first  place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free.  So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to  unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.

(this story was told on Jay Leno)

cheyenne willians: tried sniffing coke but the ice cubes got stuck up my nose