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WhyYouAreSingle

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because you respond to fake profiles

Since we’ve been talking about online dating a lot–see here and here–I’d like to wade in on the subject of fake online profiles. Yeah, you heard me right, fake profiles. If you haven’t figured this out already, there are tons of fakes, spammers, frauds, and psycho douchebags in the world of online dating. Match is an easier game than trolling around on craigslist, but it’s still not very good. (rest of article at link below)

via How to Spot a Fake Match.com Profile

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because you only wink at me

you have winked at me three times on match, so if you want to talk to me so badly then cough up the money to send messages or just send one already, but don’t fucking wink!

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