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WhyYouAreSingle

COLLECTING REASONS AND NON-STARTERS ON THE INTERWEBS SINCE 1968!
>>> Enlighten the world by submitting your own reason, letter, bad date, texts, etc.

because you are menu dating

I am single because I am MENu Dating!!! http://bit.ly/1m44Y6

via Twitter

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because your fat pops shirt buttons

Damn Im so fat while I was eating the button on my shirt popped opened and fell off! FML! For reals food strike! Nasty good for nothing…

via Twitter / fell off

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because you don’t shower after working out

#menshouldnever smell. Seriously, i do not want to smell your body odor from working out, its gross.

listen to her! via Twitter / Kaitlyn: #menshouldnever smell. Ser ….

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because you fart and broadcast it to the world

I just farted in the library and got mad cus it stinks really bad!!!

Twitter / Rashad Stephens: I just farted in the libra ….

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guysdomeafavor

Please have a great day kicking back watching football amongst the beer bottles with your pants undone & cigar butt in the mashed potatoes.

via Twitter / Rachel Bird

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because of the fish and chips

I had really good fish and chips and now i feel sick because i ate too much.

via Twitter / SingleGirlInLondon

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because of the kettle chips

Fact: I have lost weight since my ban on Kettle Chips. Fact: I seriously want some Kettle chips right now.

via Twitter / SingleGal

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