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I am single because I am MENu Dating!!! http://bit.ly/1m44Y6
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Damn Im so fat while I was eating the button on my shirt popped opened and fell off! FML! For reals food strike! Nasty good for nothing…
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#menshouldnever smell. Seriously, i do not want to smell your body odor from working out, its gross.
listen to her! via Twitter / Kaitlyn: #menshouldnever smell. Ser ….
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I just farted in the library and got mad cus it stinks really bad!!!
Twitter / Rashad Stephens: I just farted in the libra ….
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Please have a great day kicking back watching football amongst the beer bottles with your pants undone & cigar butt in the mashed potatoes.
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I had really good fish and chips and now i feel sick because i ate too much.
via Twitter / SingleGirlInLondon
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Fact: I have lost weight since my ban on Kettle Chips. Fact: I seriously want some Kettle chips right now.
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