Why you are single. » twitter http://www.whyyouaresingle.com Fri, 12 Feb 2010 02:23:40 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 because you are menu dating http://www.whyyouaresingle.com/archives/144 http://www.whyyouaresingle.com/archives/144#comments Fri, 18 Dec 2009 22:24:35 +0000 SingleDude http://www.whyyouaresingle.com/?p=144

I am single because I am MENu Dating!!! http://bit.ly/1m44Y6

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Damn Im so fat while I was eating the button on my shirt popped opened and fell off! FML! For reals food strike! Nasty good for nothing…

via Twitter / fell off

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#menshouldnever smell. Seriously, i do not want to smell your body odor from working out, its gross.

listen to her! via Twitter / Kaitlyn: #menshouldnever smell. Ser ….

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I just farted in the library and got mad cus it stinks really bad!!!

Twitter / Rashad Stephens: I just farted in the libra ….

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Please have a great day kicking back watching football amongst the beer bottles with your pants undone & cigar butt in the mashed potatoes.

via Twitter / Rachel Bird

]]> http://www.whyyouaresingle.com/archives/104/feed 0 because of the fish and chips http://www.whyyouaresingle.com/archives/102 http://www.whyyouaresingle.com/archives/102#comments Wed, 09 Dec 2009 18:27:23 +0000 SingleDude http://www.whyyouaresingle.com/?p=102

I had really good fish and chips and now i feel sick because i ate too much.

via Twitter / SingleGirlInLondon

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Fact: I have lost weight since my ban on Kettle Chips. Fact: I seriously want some Kettle chips right now.

via Twitter / SingleGal

]]> http://www.whyyouaresingle.com/archives/100/feed 0 I have a long list of honey-do projects … http://www.whyyouaresingle.com/archives/98 http://www.whyyouaresingle.com/archives/98#comments Wed, 09 Dec 2009 18:17:54 +0000 SingleDude http://www.whyyouaresingle.com/?p=98

I have a long list of honey-do projects around my place — too bad I don't have a honey to do them!

via Twitter / Dating Chronicles:

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Dear Dude Who Dumped Some Oily Substance On My Bike, you suck. Sincerely, Chris

via Twitter / ch1a: Dear Dude Who Dumped Some ….

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