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I have a long list of honey-do projects around my place — too bad I don't have a honey to do them!
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Dear Dude Who Dumped Some Oily Substance On My Bike, you suck. Sincerely, Chris
via Twitter / ch1a: Dear Dude Who Dumped Some ….
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babe me n u we all alone in tis empty r00m ur b0dy skreamin 4 me wen ur eyes be like 2 m00ns s0 brite like lites.
you really talk like this? still single? surprised? via Twitter / ryan nem: babe me n u we all alone i ….
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@jus_pashyn: #hesnotthatintoyou if yu text him && all he ever says is “lol k”
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RT @JussChillin: Single doesn’t mean available «-dEF. THE TRUTH
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