Why you are single.

because you make demands then disclose that you are an alcoholic

SingleDude — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 02:23:40 +0000

Sappy, I know but I just watched the movie. lol Anyways, a little bit about me. Im single and have yet to find the right guy because I dont settle for less these days…Im confident that Im a catch and I hope u r too…And you should be SINGLE, not secretly married, divorced or any of that. I prefer someone that is educated, and successful but not a workaholic. Please be easy on the eyes as I am, fun to be around, and outgoing. By the way Im in recovery so if the fact that Im sober doesnt bother you then thats cool… Send a pic! Hope to hear from you!

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because there are too many dating losers to choose from

SingleDude — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 13:09:55 +0000

because the accent just is not enough

SingleDude — Sun, 31 Jan 2010 23:08:47 +0000

…plus, you are not funny. sorry.

because tp rolls are your vagina?

SingleDude — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 21:12:54 +0000

hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.

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because you Looks for worm friendship

SingleDude — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 21:10:50 +0000

Pretty, independent russian woman looks for worm friendship with nice gentleman

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because you respond to fake profiles

SingleDude — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 00:09:05 +0000

Since we’ve been talking about online dating a lot–see here and here–I’d like to wade in on the subject of fake online profiles. Yeah, you heard me right, fake profiles. If you haven’t figured this out already, there are tons of fakes, spammers, frauds, and psycho douchebags in the world of online dating. Match is an easier game than trolling around on craigslist, but it’s still not very good. (rest of article at link below)

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because you are menu dating

SingleDude — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 22:24:35 +0000

I am single because I am MENu Dating!!! http://bit.ly/1m44Y6

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because your husband calls you a bitch with his girlfriend

SingleDude — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 22:22:22 +0000

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying “I just dropped the b*tch off I’ll be there in a few baby, miss you”. I asked him about it he said “I don’t know what you’re talking about Megan”. My name isn’t Megan. Not even close. FM

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because google street view plotted infidelity for you

SingleDude — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 22:20:15 +0000

Today, I looked at my house in Google Street View for the first time and noticed an unfamiliar vehicle in the driveway. When I asked my wife about it, she admitted to have an ongoing affair. Apparently the entire world knew my wife was having an affair before I did. FML

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